Season 3
Squidbillies
20 EPISODES • 2008
Season 3 of Squidbillies was released on January 20 and consists of 20 episodes.

Season 2

Episodes

1: Webnecks
Jan 20, 2008
Rusty discovers a world of digital wonder when he mashes buttons on a PDA given to him by the Sheriff.
2: Beast Implants
Jan 27, 2008
Granny gets 5th degree burns all over her body and has to get new skin.
3: Tween Steam
Feb 3, 2008
Dan Halen hires Rusty to attract pedophiles.
4: Wing Nut
Feb 10, 2008
After seeing Early's pitiful chickens, Dan Halen sets out to create the perfect chicken.
5: Mephistopheles Traveled Below to a Southern State Whose Motto Is "Wisdom, Justice, and Moderation"
Feb 17, 2008
Rusty sells his soul to the devil for guitar playing skills.
6: Earth Worst
Feb 24, 2008
After giant machines terrorize the land, dirty hippies show up to stop the "earth raping machines" with their good vibes, hacky sacks, and drum circles.
7: The Good One
Mar 2, 2008
Early gets a lifelong friend as a result of Lil's failure to use condoms.
8: Sharif
Mar 9, 2008
Dan Halen covers the town in a cloud of "Ice Wind", his new body spray. Meanwhile, the Sheriff takes up blogging and training for strongman competitions.
9: Condition: Demolition!
Mar 16, 2008
Rusty discovers the joy of crashing cars, and agrees to face the "Bashitizing Smashmaster" for a chance to win an iPod.
10: The Appalachian Mud Squid: Darwin's Dilemma
Mar 23, 2008
After the Sheriff learns from TV that the mud squid are an endangered species, he decides it's his sworn duty to protect the Cuyler family.
11: The Unbearable Heatness of Fire
Apr 6, 2008
After the squids' house catches on fire, the Sheriff assesses the damage and investigates the fire's origin.
12: Tuscaloosa Dumpling
Apr 13, 2008
Early teaches Rusty that life is a game and first place is sex.
13: Armageddon It On!
Apr 20, 2008
The apocalypse comes to rural Georgia.
14: Gimmicky Magazine Show Spoof Parody About Dan Halen
Apr 27, 2008
A news magazine interviews and profiles the achievements and scandals of Dan Halen.
15: Flight of the Deep Fried Pine Booby
May 4, 2008
When Dan Halen offers a reward for the rare 'deep fried pine booby', Early goes on the hunt.
16: An Officer and a Dental Dam
May 11, 2008
After Granny passes on, the only way to revive her is for Robert E. Lee to make sweet love to her.
17: The Okaleechee Dam Jam
May 18, 2008
When Palooka County is forced to conserve water due to a drought, Dan Halen enacts a complicated plan to get all the water he needs.
18: Pile M for Murder
May 25, 2008
Dan Halen is possessed by a demon and builds a human sacrifice theme park mountain.
19: Mud Days and Cornfused
Jun 1, 2008
During the annual 'Mud Days' celebration, Dan Halen unleashes a strain of genetically modified corn that forces people to 'go green'.
20: Krystal, Light
Jun 8, 2008
Early's passion for Krystal spikes after she wins the lottery.
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